Mama Won't Let Me
I met a boy, and his name is Lance
He asked out to the Junior High Dance
But Mama won't let me go out with Lance
His shirt hangs out of the back of his pants
I met a boy, and his name is Wayne
He asks me out, again and again
But Mama won't let me go out with Wayne
Say's he's a nausiating git, and he's quite insane
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Mama won't let me go out with boys
I gotta tidy my room, I gotta play with my toys
Mama won't let me go out with boys
' says they're smelly and they're gross.
and they make a lot o' noise
I met a boy, and his name is Mike
I went for a ride, on his ten speed bike
But Mama won't let me go out with Mike
She told him at the door, go take a hike!
chorus
Mama won't let me go out with boys
I gotta tidy my room, I gotta play with my toys
Mama won't let me go out with boys
' says they're smelly and they're gross.
and they make a lot o' noise
I met a boy and his name is James
He wants to swim at the Olympic games
But Mama won't let me go out with James
so he phoned her up one night
and he called her names
chorus
Mama won't let me go out with boys
I gotta tidy my room, I gotta play with my toys
Mama won't let me go out with boys
' says they're smelly and they're gross.
and they make a lot o' noise
I met a boy and his name is Tom
He wants to take me to our class Prom
But Mama won't let me go out with Tom
She's not quite sure what Planet he's from
chorus
Mama won't let me go out with boys
I gotta tidy my room, I gotta play with my toys
Mama won't let me go out with boys
' says they're smelly and they're gross.
and they make a lot o' noise
(slow)
I've met a boy, and his name is Chad
He's the best friend, that I've ever had
Mama said she'd let me go out with Chad
(WOO-HOO)
said it's OK with her, If it's OK with DAD
OK WITH DAD!!!!! OHHH NOOOO.
Daddy won't let me go out with boys
I gotta tidy my room, I gotta play with my toys
Daddy won't let me go out the gate
So all you boys
are gonna have to wait
(Add your own name) ie
I met a boy and his name is ............
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