Country Music SOB

I don't wear a hat
I drink too much beer and it's making me fat
Ain't bought a new shirt in quite a long while
Wait long enough and I'll come back into style

I never rode a horse
People keep telling me it's par for the course
But playing this music ain't about looking good
It comes from the heart just the way that it should

And I won't do what I'm told
I've been like this since I was just a day old
So don't keep trying to change the way that it is
Cos I'm a country music son of a bitch

I never learned to dance
All in a line with my thumbs in my pants
I need to feel a woman close in my arms
Be overtaken by her feminine charms

I feel a need to celebrate
So pour me a whisky and it better be straight
I've got to keep on being true to myself
Even if it might be bad for my health

And I won't do what I'm told
I've been like this since I was just a day old
So don't keep trying to change the way that it is
Cos I'm a country music son of a bitch

And I won't do what I'm told
I've been like this since I was just a day old
So don't keep trying to change the way that it is
Cos I'm a country music son of a bitch

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