If the Governments Allowed to Lie

Hellen Clark is a lady who once was a man like that fat bitch Jenny Shipley
Don Brash was a Maori who sold drugs to Steve Mahare
they got high on LSD and now they're on the P

David Lange was the leader of the KKK
the late great Rob Muldoon was gay
i smoked pot with Nandor Tanczos whose the leader of the greens
then he tried to take my pants off and get between my cheeks

If the governments allowed to lie then so can I
If the governments allowed to lie then so can I
If the governments allowed to lie to you and me
then this country is not free

My good friend Winston peters likes the penis like a slut
Judith Tizard is a lizard who likes police stick up her butt
while george Hawkins peels back his foreskin and he slaps it in her face
Phil Gough just stands in the corner jacking off over Tau Henare

If the governments allowed to lie then so can I
If the governments allowed to lie then so can I
If the governments allowed to lie to you and me
then this country is not free

If the governments allowed to lie then so can I
If the governments allowed to lie then so can I
If the governments allowed to lie to you and me
then this country is not free if i can't burn a flag any time i please

If the governments allowed to lie
If the governments allowed to lie
If the governments allowed to lie to me and you
then i call for a coup

I shagged Helen Clarkes girlfriend hahahaha!

(please excuse my poor spelling)

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