Superhero
There was a nice, pretty girl
Who lived next door to
Rage and jealousy and adultery
Sometimes her neighbours came to visit
They tore her apart and turned her
To stone
She needed a superhero
With an IQ of zero
To come and save the day
She needed a superhero
With an IQ of zero
To come and save the day
Batman brought his biceps, and a nice set of triceps
Spiderman did all that he could
Little Red Spankies Man lost his undies
But they proved that they
Were superheroes
With IQs of zero
They came and saved the day
They were superheroes
With IQs of zero
They came and saved the day
They came and saved the day
Once again the day was saved
By brave, brave men
Who wore their undies on the outside
For the good of society
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