Alex Is An Index Cunt

Alex is an index cunt
He remembers everything

Index x2

Index - he fucking gave up cricket
Index - but he remembers all the scores

He likes to remember all this pointless shit
Like the kind that sucks and has no point to it
He plays the computer late into the night
Mathematics with calculus are alright
He is an index cunt who likes to run
And laugh at handicaps and point and make fun
In the back of his mind is stored tons of information
Like every simpsons episode and statistical calculations

Alex is gay
He listens to tom petty

Index - he remembers anal cunt names of songs
Index - the lyrics are lodged in his cranium

Alex is an index cunt
He remembers everything

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