Deep Fried Feces

I can't shit!
I can't shit!
I can't shit!
I can't fucking shit!

Deep fried feces
The only thing to cure my constipation

So I went to fish and chip shop just the other day
To get me some deep fried feces
I said hey mr wong and he said hi back
One deep fried fece please

Thats $1.20
Fuck you mr wong $1.20 is too dare
I only have 50c
How much is it from your ass
$1.30
Fuck you mr wong give me your feces
Or i'll cut open your stomach and eat them from your fucking bowel

Oh sorry says mr wong I'll shit in the deepfrier
Just give me 1 second
Oh, oh says mr wong that is a good one, here you go
I eat my fece and immediately start to shit everywhere
Unable to control myself

Mr wong takes advantage of this situation and proceeds to hack
Into my stomach fishing out my feces
I now lay with my stomach dismembered
Wishing I had never fucked with mr wong

To this day mr wong is very rich making profit out of my feces

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