Talking Bin Laden Blues

I was walking through the city streets
Minding business that was mine
I was shedding clothing from the heat
And wondering whether the next stranger had the time
I passed a fellow thin and tall
And tapped on his machine gun
He turned his back against the wall
And told me it was half past one
It was Osama (The worlds most dangerous man)
It was Osama (The most dangerous man alive)

I said Hey pal you look familiar
Aint I seen your face somewhere?
He said No mister I look similar
To a lot of folk out there
He could be hiding in your basement
He could be in the Indian sea
He could have been evicted for not paying up the rent
But sorry kid he just aint me
Im sure it was Osama (The worlds most dangerous man)
It was Osama (The most dangerous man alive)

It was about that time my mind moved forward And I got to thinking good
There must be a big reward
For catching Osama Bin Laden in my neighborhood
I said Hey wait a second fella
You dropped something out of those trous
He turned around thats when I clobbed him
With my old guitar
I bagged Osama (The worlds most dangerous man)
I bagged Osama (The most dangerous man alive)

I took him to the courthouse
Wrapped up in a fishing net
Threw him on the judges desk
Asked Anyone claimed the reward yet?
The judge hardly gave a second glance
Said Put him up beside the rest
Well see if youre in for half the chance to win
The Catch the Osama Bin Laden contest
Im sure it was Osama (The worlds most dangerous man)
Im sure it was Osama (The most dangerous man alive)

I waited like a decent man
Patiently on the benches side
To see if my Osama Bin Laden
Was indeed bonified
The judge came back from the courtroom
He said Hey boy the verdicts in...
Hes just not what were looking for
Good luck and try again
It wasnt Osama (The worlds most dangerous man)
It wasnt Osama (The most dangerous man alive)

Osamas average common too
Im just like him and Im the same as all of you
But if it came to one on one
Ill bet you a dollar Id take him down
I know kung fu.
Id take Osama (The worlds most dangerous man)
Id take Osama (The most dangerous man alive)

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