RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Wed Jul 4, 2007 10:57 am

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haha this is rather entertaining! i'm gunna start reading these more often

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Wed Jul 4, 2007 4:44 pm

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many years ago the suburb in Chch I was living in was beset by some freak/deviant stealing Womans knickers and bras off the washing lines.
People were quite fed up with this and the Cops even went so far as too say "Watch out, this sort of thing can lead to more serious business, etc".

so anyway I guess this is on my mind, I'm finished my Bass lesson, walking home on a clear winters night , a little "foggy" after a "medicinal" application to see me off, and I pass this block of flats and in the front is this Pervert Peeping in the curtains.

I duck down, roads quiet, tuck my bass in the line of the fence, quietly jump the low brick frontage and WHAM! jump shouting yahooing kicking and screaming on the peeping tom.

BUT

it is in fact a Lemon Tree with a tartan frost jacket on.
I run , red faced, like the wind.
Good Samaratin? I'll be sober next time I think.

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Wed Jul 4, 2007 5:04 pm

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ahahha thats a good one.

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Thu Jul 5, 2007 11:49 pm

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RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Fri Jul 6, 2007 12:21 pm

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I had this problem guy at school ,bully loudmouth horrible to smaller kids etc, every school has this apparently, mostly harmless, but occasionally a right pain in the ass.

at our school library if your books go overdue they read your name out at assembly to remind you.

One of the Library helpers has hotpants for me so she kindly allows me to borrow a book under Tossers name.
Book then disposed off in Fire Hose cabinet. It'll never be found, probably still there in fact. (deposited 1986)

Assembly a month later
Dean reads out Tossers name.... please return the book "Dressmaking For Dolls"...he's goes off the deep end, "it's not my f***ing book, never seen it" etc sent to Principals office in tears of rage.

that is possibly his most embarrassing moment.

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Fri Jul 6, 2007 7:16 pm

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oh my god! tht is so so funny!

i actually laughed out loud. that is the best plan ever invented!

gold, comic gold.

well done.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahha dress making for dolls ahhhahahah

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Fri Jul 6, 2007 7:31 pm

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hahaha ur my fuking idol

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Sun Jul 8, 2007 3:15 pm

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A mate of mine got me with writing recommendations under my name to this supermarket...silly stuff etc.

for payback I flogged this shocking school photo of him...
you know the ones...greasy bowl cut, terrible uniform... pot plant in background looks like hair extension, bad glasses...bad teeth.

I send it to TVNZ
the TV Show was called 3.45 Live (I think) the host was a pop singer called Rikki Morris...he know has a Studio business in Auckland (I'd plug it but he supports Chelsea, so too bad for him), and the female lead was called Fennella (?) Bathfield.

they had a Pen Pals section
I say Hi! my name is .... I really like you Fennella, my favorite band is Bros, Tiffany, Jason Donovan etc... I want to be a Fashion Designer...or a Hairdresser.

the two of them are pissing themselves as they read it out
and we thought it was pretty funny to back home.
I reckon this was 1989...one of my brothers actually got it on video...we still bring it out on special occasions.
my mate took it well, he is a good bloke.
he never filled in other form under my name mind.

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Sun Jul 8, 2007 5:50 pm

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dude, you are fucking owning this thread. your stories are the best and funniest!

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Sun Jul 8, 2007 8:47 pm

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fukn hell man i bow down to you!!! lol

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:14 pm

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yea bow down to me and take it up the ass turdsy

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:50 am

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in clownies word she wantst o do anal with you titsy

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:24 pm

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........k, and wot was da purpose of dat lol

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:14 am

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Heh, not quite embarrasing, but highly uncomfortable.

I was on stage at Orientation in Dunedin, and mid-song I got this nasty pinched nerve in my chest. I could still scream, but every time I moved it would pinch, and hurt like all fuck. This went for a verse and a chorus and into the bridge I think, before it came right. I stood there like a stunned deer staring into headlights. The song is going RAHRAHRAHRAWOOOOOOARGHROAROARAH! and I'm standing there, stiff as a board with everybody else going nuts around me.

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:19 pm

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ahhh on stage screw ups, the joys of being in a band i remember one gig my last band had...had my set list taped to my left floor monitor and we started our next song and i started singing the words to the song that was ment to come next quite shameful lol

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:04 am

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Hahaha, that reminds me Sailor...

I was introducing the song "DISLOCATED" live once (I have this on CD actually).

Me: "I wanna hear you f**kers chanting along with us in the chorus, it's easy, just three syllables... dis-lo-ca-ted".

Audience: "THAT'S FOUR SYLLABLES"

Me: "D'oh! Look what happens when you fail English and Maths, you end up as a singer in a metal band"

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:17 pm

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haha guttered! ^^^

but hey, metal bands aren't so bad. could be worse, you could've become a white rapper.

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Fri Aug 3, 2007 3:05 pm

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Or an audio technician that hits on his mates mum and then runs off to Australia

RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Fri Aug 3, 2007 6:20 pm

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RE: most embarrasing moment
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:39 pm

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I wet myself in a swimming pool once, it was so embarrasing. >_<