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johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: Hey All
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:33 pm
i would, personally, referr to males being dicks, and rather have a female be referred to as a ditz. i think this has alot to do with males penis's often being termed as dicks, which in turn can lead to males themselves being referred to as giant penis's, or "dicks". you know, large, hairy, and throwing up everywhere when it isn't appropiate.
 

Sailor

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RE: Hey All
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:41 pm
i have a dick and no clownie you cannot fondle it, but johnson...you may
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:45 pm
ow, i am so happy, almost as happy as the time i learnt how to play the jazz flute, <sighs> what a great day that was, for me, and for those around me, as now they too can dwellv in th delights of the contemporary perspective of the jazz flute.
 

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RE: Hey All
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:50 pm
u know what i use to hate is when you're at primary and your mum would drop you off and just as you got out of the car she'd lick her finger and wipe ur face if i was dirty
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: Hey All
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 8:40 pm
and sometimes if she got excited she would slip her tongue inside your ear, which was quite disturbing especially being amogst friends.
 

Sailor

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RE: Hey All
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:10 am
indeed hmm i hope she stops one day, i do think i'm getting too old for it now
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: Hey All
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:25 am
but i will love getting my bottom powered until my dying day.
 

clownie

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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:26 pm
Hahaha, that is so gross. I used to get nappy rash when I was little. I remember having a sore botty while sitting infront of the telly. A mother's hands sure are soothing.

I got my mum pretty good presents for mothers day. Now I'm broke.
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: Hey All
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:09 pm
i'm not oo sure of the origins of mothers day, but back in the old country brother/sister incestuous love day was a real hit.
 

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RE: Hey All
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:15 pm
i got my mum a combine mothers day/birthday present...wierd thing is her birthday is nowhere near mothers day wtf how does that work?
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:11 am
well your telling that sgement of the story, how does that work? I'd imagine you'd give her a present on mothers day, and say happy birthday, she would give you a 'cheap bastard' look and that would probably be the end of it.
 

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