funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Fri Jun 2, 2006 5:00 pm

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i was at school today and a student had to put on a speech at assembly, anyway he got to a point where he mentioned the funnyest qoutes he had heared his teachers say, tell us yours
mine and dat fullas as follows (all of which teach at francis douglas memorial college, new plymouth)
mr kibby: RANDOM!!!!!!!!!
mrs barrientos: stand up properly now! (with a stupid sounding spanish accent)
mr mustchinin health y9, he has a funny mature english nz sorta accent, whatever) boys, your penis is a machine

teachers say sum funny shiz sumtimes so tell us yours if u hav sum.

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Fri Jun 2, 2006 7:23 pm

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no shit....my maths teacher said this one....we had to measure the length of a pole and he was like "you 2 hold it up and we'll get a ladder and measure it" and another teacher came laong and was like "what are yous doing?" and he goes "measuring the height of the pole" and the other teacher goes "wouldn't it be wise to lie it down and do it" HERE COMES THE BIG COMMENT, our maths teacher goes "nah we're measuring the height not the length" that's awesome

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Fri Jun 2, 2006 7:33 pm

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hmmm well my mates math teacher disses everyone in his class.

his name is Mr posket and the stories ive heard about him, well, you got to give him credit.

my mate told me this one time in class theres this girl with really big eye(and yes they are massive) and mr posket goes to her "tammy you have massive eyes they just pop out at you"

and he disses this other guy called jole for being short

ive heard other stories of what he has said but i cant remember them

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Fri Jun 2, 2006 10:47 pm

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ohh i feel sorry for my maths teacher poor thing... shes is afraid of me same with all of my other ones i have had in my schooling years...
same with my english teacher that git would say some worthless shit every day, one day he thought he was from world war 1 and also a greek god... the guy that teaches guitar at spotswood said to me after i was hassling him to leave "i have no teaching qulifications, im what you would call a bum" 3 years on he hates me and my fellow class mates.. and still to this day the gateway teacher says "stand up whose talking" and yes no one will stand up..

ahh thats spotswood for you..

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Sat Jun 3, 2006 1:19 pm

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Sailor that's hilarious bro!

my old maths teacher used to poke out his tongue when he wrote on the whiteboard.

can't really remember any quotes, but my teachers had heaps of funny characteristics that we used to mock

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Sat Jun 3, 2006 1:25 pm

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why is it always the maths teacher? lol

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Sat Jun 3, 2006 1:27 pm

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I think it's because everyone dislikes maths, so they immediately don't like the teacher as well, and pick up on any little thing they can tease him/her about. Mine also had hairy ears and nose and yellow sweaty armpits

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Sat Jun 3, 2006 1:31 pm

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my english teacher hard core hated me, cos i hated english so i'd just sit there writing songs but i remember one day i made her crack up so hard and i didn't mean to, she's the stauch lady but i managed to break through to her soft spot lol i was sitting in clash in my own lil world(as usual) and she was writing on the hwite board and i was playing with my matse flower and put it in my ear and was doin a hulla dance and the teacher turned around and was like and just cracked up, it was funny as. Never seen a teacher laugh so hard

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Sat Jun 3, 2006 1:32 pm

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yeah every teacher has a soft spot aye! man that sounds so funny!!!

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Sat Jun 3, 2006 10:13 pm

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yes i agree, my maths teacher pulls the most rank face expressions,

but on the other hand,

i have the fucken hottest english teacher, so yeah im pretty well behaved in english

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Sun Jun 4, 2006 9:17 am

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you do realise, of course, that your teachers are doing the same thing to you when arent around?
"...did you know what this clown did in my class today....?"

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Mon Jun 5, 2006 12:46 pm

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Oh of course.

I tutor maths at a tutoring place for little kids, and we joke about the funny things our kids do each day. Kids are crack ups man haha

I had a really really hot religion teacher with a british accent, everyone wanted her aye

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Mon Jun 5, 2006 12:57 pm

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yeah we got a new youth minister this year aye, shit man everyone wuld pong her anyday aye with all them stokings and high heeled leather boots and shit, but she's a hardcore holy roly and wuldnt do it until marriage.......*grooowwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn* miss fouey oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Tue Jun 6, 2006 11:21 am

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its always the quiet ones who are dogs in the sack.

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Tue Jun 6, 2006 11:44 am

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haha same here, we laugh about what the kids do and say.. great little funny things they are!!

ive got this littley in my class and he screams and cries ove the littlest things like the other day his shoe lace was not done up.. had to do it up for him and tell him shit likes its ok....

and another one that loves to dance.. the other teacher i work with has a feeling hes going to be gay..

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Tue Jun 6, 2006 12:07 pm

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yeah i get a few gays ones

and this one who gets really really stressed about his tables test!!!

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Tue Jun 6, 2006 5:05 pm

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i can remeber the day i dislocated my primary school teachers arm over times tables..

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Tue Jun 6, 2006 8:00 pm

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did you actually twist your teachers arm?
did you get in trouble?

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Thu Jun 8, 2006 8:18 am

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how many people posting on here are teachers, or have anything to do with teaching??

RE: funnyest teacher quotes
Posted: Thu Jun 8, 2006 1:24 pm

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I suppose you could say I'm a teacher. Well I work at a mathematics tutoring place in Wellington which just teaches children maths skills. I don't have a class, it's more indivdual tutoring, so I only have four kids maximum at a time. But it's just a job to earn a bit of cash, it's not my career or anything.