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clownie

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:37 am
doyathinkhesaurusrex
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:44 pm
blind dinosour right?^^^
 

tidsy

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:19 am
a girl and her mother have a talk after the girl gets raped ;
MOTHER: i told u, if a guy touches ur tits u say "don't" and if he touches ur pussy say "stop".
GIRL: but he touched my tits and my pussy say i said "DONT STOP"
 

clownie

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:32 am

Quote:

blind dinosour right?^^^


No a blind dinosaurs dog haha

Tidsy can't you see that's a really innappropriate joke?

I hope you get gang raped in the ass several times in your life, you're disgusting.
 

tidsy

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:21 am
its called take a joke as was disscusd earlyer u humour blinded skank
 

clownie

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:33 pm
That's not humour you ugly short little shit.
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:18 pm
tidsy, you can say whatever jokes you want to. I thought it was ok, and what's the bench mark for 'inappropiateness'?
 

tidsy

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:29 am
yeahhhhhhh now wheres your reply clownie huh huh, yeah thats wot i thought u sluty flat chested worthless fuck!
 

clownie

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:18 am
Here it is.

Do you need reassurance from johnson before you can continue on your anti-clownie campaign?

I bet you're really ugly
 

Fiend

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:13 pm
What did the rug say to the floor?

Stay down... I got you covered.
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:04 pm
^^^haha

how do you know when to go to the doctor?

when it's tooth hurty No, No!
 

tidsy

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:15 pm
hmmm, took me a while to get that one, what blacker than black coloured black shaded black? niggers lol
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:27 pm
^^^stop rarking people up man, haha Laugh

that one wasn't that funny aye. I mean the only time jokes about people are funny is when they are clever. No, No!

got any more jokes? Happy
 

Nick Knack

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:03 pm
Whats yellow and mows my lawns??

It's my nigger and I can paint him whatever colour I want!!

This message was edited by Nick Knack on Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:05 pm.
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:28 pm
^^^good one, Rolling Eyes

what colour am I? green, because I'm a jealous white guy No, No!
 

Nick Knack

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Tue Aug 1, 2006 9:31 am
Jealous?? Whats there to be jealous of here??
 

Nick Knack

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Tue Aug 1, 2006 9:45 am
JOB VACANCY: Wanted. Small black boy for mudflap for '87 Cortina. Must be flexible and willing to travel.

This message was edited by Nick Knack on Tue Aug 1, 2006 9:47 am.
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Tue Aug 1, 2006 9:50 am
^^^that one was funny!! Laugh

i'm not jealous of anything, I just made up a stupid random joke, which wasn't funny. Neutral No, No!
 

tidsy

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Aug 2, 2006 8:40 am
what do you do if u see ur tv floating around in the middle of the nite? YELL: DROP IT NIGGER!!!
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Aug 2, 2006 9:38 am
hehe^^^

smile so he/she can see his/her teeth haha Laugh
 

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