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Fiend

Joined: 10/07/06
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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:54 pm
Clownie would waste ya anyway...

I'm sure you are a flimsy reed tidsy.
Why don't you save yourself the embarrasment and not say things like that...
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:23 pm
this is getting heated, wait! while I get some pop corn! Very Happy
 

bonnybane

Joined: 10/08/05
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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:59 am
Yea clownie has HUGE biceps you know, for a chick
(?). I saw her chug down an entire can o' spinch once. Yeh, you don't wanna piss him off.
 

clownie

Joined: 13/02/06
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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:08 am
Thankyou for that.

Yea she's right though, you ever seen one dis big?
 

Fiend

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:22 pm
God knows I haven't... (if we don't mention the mirror.)
 

bonnybane

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Thu Aug 3, 2006 10:50 am
Convex mirror?
 

Fiend

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Sat Aug 5, 2006 12:54 am
psh... how do ya like dem apples

This message was edited by Fiend on Sat Aug 5, 2006 11:20 am.
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Sun Aug 6, 2006 10:54 pm
that's how I roll.
 

Fiend

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:43 am
What do you roll because you're fat!?
 

clownie

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:50 pm
He hides rolls in his rolls to eat during roll call, tsk tsk he's a bad role model for others.
 

Fiend

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:56 pm
Role out the red carpet, the lead role in fat albert is on a role.
 

clownie

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:38 pm
Does anyone remember the phonecalls that were recorded from prince charles to camilla years ago?

He said to her "if I could come back in another life I'd be one of your tampons"

And it got printed in newspapers all over the world, fucking hilarious
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:30 pm
eeeewww gross! what a sicko,

that's one fucked up feetish! Google
 

clownie

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Fri Nov 3, 2006 3:56 pm
What, you've never stuck a tampon up your nozzie to stop a nosebleed?
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Fri Nov 3, 2006 9:03 pm
of course, what else would I use a tampoon for?

Rolling Eyes idiot.
 

clownie

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Thu Nov 9, 2006 3:25 pm
I'm not an idiot
 

Tainted

Joined: 17/06/05
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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:49 am
What the fuck is a "Tampoon".

Is it like a harpoon? A bit more painful than the regular applicators hahahaha. Ouch.
 

Fiend

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:13 pm
Ready the TAMPOON me hearties... Moby Dick on the horizon...
there something in that but I can't place my finger on it... nor would I wanna.
 

clownie

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Mon May 7, 2007 11:31 am
TamPOON.

What is a dirty sanchez?

Nobody will ever tell me
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: Joy ride
Posted: Mon May 7, 2007 11:36 am
a tampoon is when your boyfriend or other male aquintance throws a tampoon at your bits from the other side of the room and it goes in.

No, No!

a dirty sanchez is when you wipe someones excretement under your nose like a moustache. Google
 

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