RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:16 pm

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While she shaves your minge? Invalid sentence.

I wouldn't want to have an orgasm with a razor so close to my flower... no sir-ee!

Yes, I just called it a flower.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:19 pm

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she=her

don't fake it clownie, we all know what your like, erotic and all that. it's ok, we aren't going to judge you <cough><cough>



i think our flower has drooped like an old dogs face.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:38 pm

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i like flowers

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:40 pm

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yes, aren't they nice. modern society does envoke the giving of flowers from a male to a female, but i dream of the day these roles are reversed.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:46 pm

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i like when females give flowers to females, i like ;)

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 8:53 pm

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oh thee old girl on girl thing aye, what ever floats your boat ya know,

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 9:11 pm

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one day, i have dreamt about this for many moons, i will wax every single hair off my body, then have a bath in turkish imported milk, after that i will moisturise with the finest from our good friends at nivea, slip into some silk night wear, and slide into a bed moade with the finest of roman silks.

my dream, let it be known to your children, and the children of theirs to follow. Let it be done.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:28 pm

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Hey that sounds lovely! There's nothing like the feel of silk against freshly de-haired legs. Although I would keep the hair on my head, eyebrows and my arm hair. The rest can go. Cleopatra used to bathe in milk, didn't she? She must've stunk

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:07 pm

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yes, this all sounds rather appealing, but has anyone stopped to think about the aftermath, i mean, old milk does not smell good, sort of a similar smell to bigfoots dick, or david wilkinson in primary school.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:29 pm

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bigfoot would have a massive dick i bet..

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:46 pm

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bet mines bigger

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:05 pm

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Bet mines the biggest.

My cat just scratched my bottom lip, now I can go tell everyone that I've been in a fight.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:06 pm

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or that you found out your boyfriend has a needle dick when you went down on him

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:08 pm

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Yea, or that I went down on a mosquito. I imagine a mozzie would have a needle sharp dick

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:12 pm

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and it would create a rather irritating itch i would imagine.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:13 pm

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Yea but atleast when my lip swelled up I could say I had a fat lip from that punch up I was in

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:15 pm

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your boyfriend bet you up? thats terrible!

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:14 pm

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i took my labret piercing out and i'm use to to playing with it that i'm still reaching to screw and unscrew it and it's not there hmmm you know what they say "old habits die fast" hmm well that's what i was told when i use to always play with my pee pee and i seem to have proved them wrong

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:12 am

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aren't labrets for girls and boyracers? they look like steel pimples. nah jokes bro

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:21 am

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ha