RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Wed May 9, 2007 6:06 pm

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i gota admit, sexual activity is on my mind 21/7

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Wed May 9, 2007 7:29 pm

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me too, not 24/7, but sometimes.

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Wed May 9, 2007 7:38 pm

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we have an excuse bro, we're guys, it's in our DNA

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Wed May 9, 2007 7:46 pm

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yes, i can't help it, its not my fault

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:42 pm

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How do you know about north shore girls, you're a Wellingtonian!

As a matter of fact I am a shore girl

Shore girls are a sure thing.



Not..

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 2:50 pm

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I saw the three shore girls on wasted the other week. they were pretty much just stupid skanks. therefore, i made a broad generalization about north shore girls being skanky in general.

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:45 pm

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Well that's a very broad generalization to make.

The truth is all shore girls are skanky bitches except for me.

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:10 pm

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yes, i like making broad generalisations to annoy people

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:40 pm

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i don't like north shore people, they're mean my cousin liveso n the shore and i refuse to go over there, so when i need to talk to him i just stand on our side of the shore and call out to him, depending which way the wind blows, he can get my msg quite fast, yup yup honest oi

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:44 pm

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well, if i learnt one thing from my faith journey to africa, it was that cookies and cream ice cream accompanied by apple crumble is a vital part of finding ones inner beauty.

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:45 pm

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you know whats a wierd combonation...sex and dancing

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:48 pm

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oh no no, weird it is not! i'm very familar with sex and dancing, it is an ancient practice which is now only taught by the grand sherpas deep in the himalayas. they termed it 'dexing'. which in english means, sex and dancing.

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:49 pm

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sex and sleeping? hmm oh nope nvm, thats rape...um how bout sex and not sexing? ahh how do u like them apples

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 8:42 pm

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oh dear my good friend i believe your becoming mistaken with the term 'sexually frustrated'.

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:10 am

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yes :'( how help me johnson please

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:26 am

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i may be a good advocate for teaching archery and the ways of the medevil period, but alas my friend, i am in no position to give guidance in the form of sexual education.

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:22 pm

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I might be of assistance? If you want to get laid, go out and find a hot chick, look at her as if you don't find her attractive, even smirk at her if you can pull it off. Come on to her uglier friend. and then she'll go for you.

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:11 pm

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i'm not too sure if your techniques will pay off, but i'll definately try it. maybe. actually probably not.

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:26 pm

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Or, just come up to the north shore for the weekend. Like I said, Shore girls are a sure thing.

RE: Nadal vs Federa
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:47 pm

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globe on a saturday night, now that's where you can find hot chicks