RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:25 pm

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that must suck

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:43 pm

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I wont have it for 4 weeks. It's good to be a guy.

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:38 pm

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^i know, thats why i shop at hallensteins. it has a vast array of this seasons lastest styles, as well as something extra for the more fashion inclined, but some may referr to those types of peoples as gays.

any who...i love that feeling when you've been asleep all night, or sometimes even just a few hours, like 3 or 4, and you have had your arms under your pillow, you know, supporting your head to dcrease the chance of having neck stiffness or maybe even back trouble later in life, and your arms are all dead and tingly. I am aware, because i have friends in very high places, that give me alot of confidential information from time to time, that this is because the blood flow to those arms is limited. you should try it some time it is actually quite fun, then try to lift something up and you'll feel like your on acid or something, which is bad, and children, you houldn't take drugs. wow, i am really turning into an inspirational character for yound adults, just like camp master dean said.

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:47 pm

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when you were young, did you use to put peanut butter on ur genitals and let ur pet lick it off?

oh shit, am i allowed to call ur gf ur pet on national forums?

This message was edited by Sailor on Sun May 13, 2007 4:48 pm.

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:50 pm

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well when you say national it really invigorates me to onverse, as i have grown to feel these forums more of a safe haven for thought and emotional departure, rather than a public forum of negativity ya know, so yes i can proudly say i have done that many times in the past, and continue to practice these things today.

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:51 pm

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amen brother, amen

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 8:38 pm

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well i wouldn't have taken you for a religious man my good friend, but looks can be deceiving, as my good friend nigel once found out, when he attempted to kiss a young lady that actually turned out to be a ferocious crocodile.

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:03 pm

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hmmm...good question my friend, well i believe in the old country, you know the ones, when orange mountains were the back drop of every romantic occasion, they were accustomed to wiping their faces on their sleeves, or what they used to call them- 'fish juicers'. im not too sure what the appropiate methods are today, as i've never been a huge fan of the old falatio, but never the less, i wouldn't be surprised if she wanted the old slop slop in the jugular.

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:45 pm

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i deff hook up with chicks after having my tongue in her *****

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:07 pm

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that is nothing to laugh about, or even slightly mock! i'm so offended, i'm so angry! my heart rate is dangerously high right now!

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:09 pm

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Yes it is, it means you're a prude

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:11 pm

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no no i don't like prunes, but thanks for the offer, it is very kind of you.

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:22 pm

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Prunes cause constipation?

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:23 pm

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on some planets.

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:24 pm

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On planet Clownie they do, woahoho! They sure do!

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:26 pm

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being a man of high education and someone who has studied the solar system extensivly, i can absolutely assure you, planet clownie does not exsist, OR, it doesn't have a current registration.

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:28 pm

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You're not a man till you've gone down on a girl

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:29 pm

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well, thats why i am confident i will not have to do it again, or possibly within the next few months. how life can flip you on your head, u know, wham.

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:30 pm

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It shouldn't be a matter of HAVING to do it, you should just fecking well enjoy it! Enjoy it dammit! Every other guys does!

RE: mmm female rockers
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:31 pm

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well, i'm am offended, and i am hurt. deeply. i can actually feel it within my chest. your so mean!