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Sailor
Joined: 19/09/05 Posts: 2046 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Wed May 9, 2007 12:45 pm well um considering my grandmother past away from cancer, only leaves one choice innit? eww didn't that freak marily manson get 2 something removed from his body so he could suck himself? lose an arm or a leg? |
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Tainted
Joined: 17/06/05 Posts: 816 Location: Canterbury View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Wed May 9, 2007 3:34 pm Quote:eww didn't that freak marily manson get 2 something removed from his body so he could suck himself?Yet another rumor based on absolutely nothing I'm afraid. |
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johnsoncraigsbc
Joined: 01/11/05 Posts: 3327 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Wed May 9, 2007 4:22 pm die drowning, or burning to death? |
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clownie
Joined: 13/02/06 Posts: 876 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 10:00 pm Drowning, definately. Go soft during sex with Carmen Electra, or throw up on your future employer at the job interview for the career of your dreams? |
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johnsoncraigsbc
Joined: 01/11/05 Posts: 3327 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 2:28 pm go soft with carmen lectra because then i would have been having sex with carmen electra. have your member cut off in a freak accident, or give yourself a circumsicion with a rusty razor? This message was edited by johnsoncraigsbc on Fri May 11, 2007 2:45 pm. |
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clownie
Joined: 13/02/06 Posts: 876 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:49 pm Have my member cut off. If Lorraine Bobbet's hubby could achieve greatness in the porn industry after having his one cut off, I think I could too. rifle or a pistol |
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johnsoncraigsbc
Joined: 01/11/05 Posts: 3327 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:09 pm pistol, coz then i cud be a bad ass motha fucker. pop a cap in ur ass motha fucka haha lynx, or rexona? |
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clownie
Joined: 13/02/06 Posts: 876 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:13 pm Lynx haha. I wear lynx voodoo. Fuck Rexona, I'm not sporty. I wanna get all the chicks to follow me like on the Lynx ads, and I'll lead them to a cliff like the Pied Piper and push them all off. Except the friendly, unbitchy ones. Which there aren't many of. |
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johnsoncraigsbc
Joined: 01/11/05 Posts: 3327 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:17 pm you must be able to play the flute if you want to do that, or may they could settle for he recorder. |
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clownie
Joined: 13/02/06 Posts: 876 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:21 pm I can't play either I could put my drums on the back of a truck and they'd follow me as I played... I'd throw eggs at them in the process. |
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johnsoncraigsbc
Joined: 01/11/05 Posts: 3327 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:30 pm eggs can become quite messy if they were to be thrown into ones hair, i mean especially when they harden, and sort of clot of folicals. it can also produce a rather pugnant smell, which in turn can lead to severe bullying from peers, which can be quite emotionally trumatic for adolescants, being at such a vaunrable age. any who..... peter piper had a pickeld pepper, which made im very sick, he threw up all over himself in his sleep one night, and in turn choked on his own spew, and therefore died a quick, but rather distguishing death. many children were quite upset about peters death, and many took 3 and some even 4 days off school, in order to mourn him properly. they went about this in the usual manner, like reading nursery rhymes long into the night, and having a warm glass of milk before going to sleep. any who.... |
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clownie
Joined: 13/02/06 Posts: 876 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:38 pm It has come to my attention that both you and Sailor have appauling spelling skills. However spelling skills are not an indication of intelligence, as I believe Einstein was a poor speller. Did you ever read R.L. Stein? I loved Camp Jellyjam, that was a cool one. The Headless ghost used to freak me out majorly. |
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johnsoncraigsbc
Joined: 01/11/05 Posts: 3327 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:00 pm I pride myself on being somewhat a bee of the spelling world, although, as one may have already figured out, m typing skills are not as precise as one would have hoped, therefore my spelling on computers and other technological devices is somewhat, abstract to that of the real world. Goosebumps were a perfect way to stimulate to scarrofigus, which is the gland behind the eyebrows which give us the sense of fear. |
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clownie
Joined: 13/02/06 Posts: 876 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:33 pm yes yes but what of camp jellyjam?? |
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johnsoncraigsbc
Joined: 01/11/05 Posts: 3327 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:09 pm well i'm not too customed with camp jelly jam, but i did hear something about it when i over heard a group of transvestites talking in the rural outback of australia some 17 or 18 months ago. they were getting into quite a heated discussion about it all. |
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clownie
Joined: 13/02/06 Posts: 876 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:09 pm Yes I think we might be on different pages here |
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johnsoncraigsbc
Joined: 01/11/05 Posts: 3327 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:11 pm different pages, let alone the same book. i've reading reading the same novel for 13 years now, it is such a rich source of inspiration. |
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clownie
Joined: 13/02/06 Posts: 876 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:12 pm and constipation? |
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johnsoncraigsbc
Joined: 01/11/05 Posts: 3327 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:13 pm eating books hasn't solved this problem, believe me, i've tried. i even ate some really good shit you know, tolken and crap, still, didn't make me poop. |
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clownie
Joined: 13/02/06 Posts: 876 Location: Outside NZ View Profile |
RE: Game #2 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:15 pm Hahaha, well whatever you do don't eat John Grisham, that's constipation at it's worst. |
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