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slash_666

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:09 pm
haha well i wasnt guna say it but okay my dirty joke is ............................DIRT+WATER=MUD...... Laughing
 

Tainted

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 3:40 pm
Why do they call a cunt a "cunt"...





Cuz it's the noise it makes when you kick it! Laughing Laughing Laughing
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:17 pm
i'm not sure if i get that one?
 

slash_666

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 12:52 pm
haha neither Rolling Eyes
 

Tainted

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 1:09 pm
Nevermind. Go back to bed Laughing
 

Sailor

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:07 pm
hmm im guessing tainted used inappropriate words and they got dotted out?
 

Tainted

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 10:27 am
It's not censored, you just have to be logged on to see it.

FYI, it's the "C" word. My favourite cuss word of them all.

And for one reason - it pisses people off. Which I find amusing, because people say "cock" or "dick" all the time and no-one seems to care.
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:36 pm
hehe multiple meanings... Laugh
 

tidsy

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:59 pm
how do u blindfold an asian?

dentalfloss
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 9:09 pm
^^^^hahahahahahahahah
 

clownie

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 10:12 am
Yea I don't really use the word cunt alot, it's pretty offensive
 

Tainted

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 10:23 am
I'll use the German equivalent in the future Cool
 

clownie

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 10:24 am
which is?
 

Sailor

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 10:35 am
what's it like having a cunt for a face, cunt face?
 

clownie

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 10:50 am
Are you talking to me?
 

Sailor

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:09 pm
maybe, maybe not, why you feeling a lil paranoid clownie, huh, huh?
 

Tainted

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:25 pm

Quote:

which is?


Fotzé
 

clownie

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:38 pm
Go talk to my Fotze, Sailor, you're the fotzeface

This message was edited by clownie on Tue May 29, 2007 1:38 pm.
 

Tainted

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:31 pm
Can it talk back?

Now THAT would be impressive muscle control.
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:36 pm
haha tight.
 

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