funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Sun Jul 8, 2007 9:46 pm

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tell urs here and ill tell u mine frm today, its about a fukn legend of a homeless guy hahahahaha

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Sun Jul 8, 2007 11:59 pm

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thought you meant funny stories about famous people.

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Mon Jul 9, 2007 5:23 pm

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na like jus ppl u knw who u can tell a story bout which makes u think "what a fukn legend"

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:35 pm

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ok ok ok i got one..."sailor" oooh yes that's a fucken legend of a story

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:33 pm

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i giv up, two days ago i was walking thru chrischurch like a lost sheep (not being from here) until i eventually passed the cathedral square, i there saw a homeless maori man with two signs talking a bunch of things bout religion etc, as i was reading thru, he lukd at me, smiled and pointed to the bottom line reading "christianty sucks!" i just smiled back and handed him over my brand new satanic bible i had purchased (which i was preaching in the square earlier hehehehehe), we parted our ways and livd thru our lives

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:57 pm

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tidsy, you've got a poop mouth.

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:16 am

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hahaha, that's my Christchurch

Seriously though, the Satanic Bible? That's the biggest crock of shit since the New Testament. LaVey blatantly stole a heap of other works, often word-for-word. Not to mention is so-called life story is a complete fabrication by his part. He was a showman at best, and died broke.

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:09 pm

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south islanders are strange people.

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:38 pm

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We certainly are.

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:00 pm

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You tell 'em.

Hone is a legend for telling it like it is re: that War Criminal Howard.

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:00 am

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most certainly, i was eating my breakfast peacfully at the subway on armagh (or however u spell it) street and i saw an oldish man waiting to cross the road wearing all the old fasion british army get up LOL fuk it was funny, u know the red luking uniform dat the british wore on their way to NZ and shit like dat, best thing i saw all day hahaha, wot a fukn legend!

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:17 pm

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Alfs Imperial Army

been going down here since I was a boy. vague connection to McGilliy Cutty Serious Party who some of you might remember.
I think they do role playing and things like that.
Pretend Monarchists formality etc.

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:22 pm

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fukn aye yeah man i was just eatn my sandwich and dis fulla just popped outa no where hahahahaha, made my day lol

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:57 pm

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Once, a long time
ago
the cynic was in a Thai
restaurant with a group
of friends
and a hot blonde
when in walks
Frank Sinatra.

It doesn't take old Tom Cynic long
to go up to the table
and tell Frank
a story about how he was
with a group of important
business colleagues and his soon to be
fiancee, all going well that night.
though it was all based on these people thinking
the cynic was
a bigshot

so it doesn't take long for Frank to agree
to come up to the table and pretend
we were old poker buddies
the $50 helped of course...

so anyway the cynic sits down at the table
and orders another drink when up comes
Frank Sinatra
"Thomas J Cynic, it has been a long time!
I still remember that night
in Morocco playing poker with Dino and Sammy
How are you?"
To which the cynic replies
"F uck off Frank, can't you see I'm busy?"

best $50 spent ever.

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:36 pm

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*coughs*

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:43 pm

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Tell me Sailor
what is harder to believe?

Thomas J Cynic would
offend
an ageing mob puppet

or you

would 'accidentally'
hang out in
a gay bar?
http://www.muzic.net.nz/discussion.php?forum=1&thread=18220

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:58 pm

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OH MY FUCKING GODI REMEMBA DAT SHIT LOL!!!!

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:11 pm

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I too remember that shit

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:53 am

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my man things happen and it jus so happens a piece of shit like urself was born

RE: funny stories about fukin legends!
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:26 pm

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Oh no the cynic
has offended
Sailor

he may threaten
to hit the cynic
with his handbag
or scratch his eyes out
if old tom is not careful
a woman scorned and all..

Tell me sailor
fitting name by the way,
is it truly better to give
or receive?
was Liberache really buried
in his mirrored piano?
and at parties
are you Y, M C or A ?

The Cynic is curious,
of course by curious
Old Tom means something completely different
to what you do.