RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Tue Dec 2, 2008 1:37 am

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britney ay? shoulda guessed! heres a pretty bad one, might not be as bad as yours (but i will find some that are!!)

queen:
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
Wooh

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Tue Dec 2, 2008 10:09 am

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Really bad lyrics that one. Then again, it's Britney so that's no surprise.

The music underneath however is very clever. Like "toxic" there's some brilliant songwriting beneath the image.

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Tue Dec 2, 2008 10:09 pm

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I agree unfortunatley KING.. it's the lyrics more than the image that kills me tho... anyway.. space cadet.

Anyway try these.... go on someone tell me who sung this!?!? The most sence-less lyrics band of all time....

Hey!
Da dee dada dee da da
This is Rip Taylor
Hey there sprinkle genies!
Haha!
Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population?
Hah!
Not half, up to here, HAHA HEY!
Woo
But seriously, don't you think it's time we had a female president?
With big gazooms? Tatee tattoo tees?
Tatta ta too tatas?
Baba bing bangs?
Big jugs, get it?

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Tue Dec 2, 2008 11:46 pm

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these lyrics are worse, no denying it!

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/souljaboy/yahhh.html

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Wed Dec 3, 2008 1:23 am

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holy be-jeep-ers... that is mad funny lol

hey baphomet.....can i get your autograph................. lololol

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Wed Dec 3, 2008 11:22 am

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hahaha sure!!

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Wed Dec 3, 2008 11:25 am

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oh btw bxxx i know which spears song you were talking bout. i think it was MTV, yeah shame on me.... was listening to them lyrics, yup nothing to be proud of there.....

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Wed Dec 3, 2008 1:12 pm

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"Turbo Lover"
- Judas Priest

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Wed Dec 3, 2008 11:54 pm

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No Shame required Baphomet - I forgive you for not knowing a brit track hahaha ... )

Oh booo... lol KING...... I love those lyrics... such a creative way to describle making love/sex - so powerful but, so seductive, yet not crass - not like half of the stuff we hear today.. where has the mystery gone I say...

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Thu Dec 4, 2008 10:19 am

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Yes, making love... sweaty man-love

I love Priest, and have done for 10 forevers. I can poke fun at their lyrics.

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Thu Dec 4, 2008 10:31 am

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if it's homo-erotic lyrics that you are after then i think i think this song wins!

here is an exert from queen - good old fashion lover boy:

"Hey boy where do you get it from
Hey boy where did you go ?
I learned my passion in the good old
Fashioned school of loverboys

Dining at the Ritz we'll meet at nine precisely
One two three four five six seven eight nine o' clock
I will pay the bill, you taste the wine
Driving back in style, in my saloon will do quite nicely
Just take me back to yours that will be fine (Come on and get it)

Ooh love, (There he goes again just like a good old-fashioned lover boy)
Ooh loverboy
What're you doin' tonight, hey boy
Everything's all right
Just hold on tight
That's because I'm a good old-fashioned fashioned lover boy"

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Tue Dec 9, 2008 12:17 am

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Yes KING me tooo!
I might just move away from the man love tho...

Here's one: Coheed and Cambria (Disciple's Anthem)
** I would love to hear anyones opinion on what you think these lyrics mean??**

This round caught the boiling points
Severed hands, dismembered body parts
I'll face the answer when I corner age thirteen
Flowers to remember the dead
I'll taste you to stain all of us to bury my hands
I'll scream from the top of the world
And hope you'll hear me
Leave me sour, leave me sour fulfilled
(stiff aroused)
Leave me sour, leave me sour fulfilled
(stiff aroused)
Farewell Nikki... x (8 repeats)

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Tue Dec 9, 2008 10:09 am

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Leave me sour fulfilled... f**k knows. Something to grow a fringe over no doubt.

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:00 pm

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Here's some charming lyrics sung by Lil' Kim in the song Will They Die 4 You:

Lil' Kim spread like syphilis
You think I'm pussy?
I dare you to stick your dick in this

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:43 pm

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dr. dre : "so f*ck ya'll, all of ya'll"

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:30 pm

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"...If you don't like me, blow me"

Love that album, hilarious lyrics. I pitty the little maggots who take it seriously.

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:49 pm

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hahaha i was hoping that someone was gonna finish that sentence. i don't mind rap so much (i really like the 2001 album) but it's lyrics and themes like this that make me wanna say 'i'll stick to metal thanx'. i don't really have any negative comments to make about people that like rap. emo on the other hand......

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:05 pm

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thanks for the post! this is great!

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:09 pm

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CB4:

"And I'm black y'all
And I'm black y'all
And I'm blackity black, and I'm black y'all
And I'm black black blackity black black a-blackity blick black blackity black..."
(ad nauseum)

Check the damn link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFY2kJ96jNY

Hands down, worst / best lyrics ever - depends what side of the fence you tend to sit on.

RE: the "worst lyrics ever" thread
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:44 pm

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wow what a song. that guys got quite a message