10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 4:36 pm

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OK lets try some real rock and roll rumours from over the years.

1. Jimi Hendrix kept acid tabs in his bandana so the sweat that dripped down his face was laced with LSD.

2. Rod Stewart was taken to hospital to have a pint of semen pumped from his stomach.

3. David Bowie's wife caught him in bed with Mick Jagger

4.Jim Morrison's death was an assassination planned by extreme right wingers trying to stop the spread of the left.

5. Morrison faked his own death. An associate of the doors- arriving in paris after morrison's death- was greeted only by Pamela Morrison, a sealed coffin, and a death certificate signed by only one doctor. No autopsy was conducted, no police report was made and the aforementioned doctor was never found.

6.Gene Simmons had a cow tongue sewn onto his own tongue to extend it.

7. Jimmy Page's pact with Satan brought success but plagued Zeppelin. There was the auto accident that injured Robert Plant and family, a viral infection that killed plant's son Karac and the death of John Bonham- all the work of the diabolic one.

8. Paul Mcartney died in an auto accident in late 1966. He was secretly replaced by Billy Shears, the winner of a Mcartney look-alike contest. The beatles left a series of clues in later albums.

9. Pink Floyd engineered Dark side of the moon to coincide with scenes from the wizard of Ozz. They created Meddle as an ersatz soundtrack for 2001 a space odyssey. It also works for disney's Fantasia.

10. Kurt Cobain didn't commit suicide instead Courtney Love and two friends murdered him for financial gains then dreated a suicide scene to fool police.

Please discuss.

Thank you.

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:33 pm

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Great post, and i believe the one about Kurt Cobain

Maybe thats cuz im not a fan of courtney love, but oh well.

There's also a rumour that Paul McCartney is already dead!!

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:58 pm

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I know for a fact that some of them are for sure fact or fiction.

2 and 3 are definatly true

>2. Rod Stewart was taken to hospital to have a pint of semen pumped from his stomach.

>3. David Bowie's wife caught him in bed with Mick Jagger


Number 6 is a fuck no...what he did was he got that little piece of flesh that connects the tongue and the bottom of the mouth together cut off, which extends the tongue.

>6.Gene Simmons had a cow tongue sewn onto his own tongue to extend it.


Number 9 is false....It's just a coincidence, and i've done that Dark side of the moon and wizard of oz thing and yeah its really cool, but as u can see, its not that directly connected.

>9. Pink Floyd engineered Dark side of the moon to coincide with scenes from the wizard of Ozz. They created Meddle as an ersatz soundtrack for 2001 a space odyssey. It also works for disney's Fantasia.


And number 10 is always going to remain a mystery, though if you see the Kurt and Courtney documentry, you can certainly see that this rumor doesnt seem too far fetched......*cough*murderer

>10. Kurt Cobain didn't commit suicide instead Courtney Love and two friends murdered him for financial gains then dreated a suicide scene to fool police.

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:21 pm

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if you heard of a band called coheed and cambria, well anyway, apparently their album "in keeping secrets of silent earth :3" matches up with scenes from LOTR: the two towers. Havent tried that for myself though

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:23 am

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oo i must try that tho im not a lotr fan.....

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:35 am

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that sounds cool but unfortunatly I'm not a coheed and cambria fan at all nor am i a LOTR fan either! haha so yeah, ill tell that to my co&ca friend though

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 10:08 pm

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neither am i but i read it in some magazine and i thought it was pretty interesting

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Sat Mar 5, 2005 4:31 pm

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is it really? i'll have to watch lotr now!!

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:02 am

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i know no 10 is true
they found evidence that showed that the angle the bullet hit couldnt have been shot by cobain
as he was in a chair when found he would have had to of lent right ove and then shot which is imposible as the bullet hole (not really a hole,more the giant amount of skull missing from his head) was too big to be fired from close range he would have had to of run to the other side of the room pull the trigger and run faster than the bullet onto the chair and been hit in the head.

there was alson the rumour his doctor gave him heroin

This message was edited by ultimate metal on Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:03 am.

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:31 pm

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haha i ike the "run faster than the bullet" part.

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Tue May 3, 2005 4:43 pm

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The Kurt one is always gonna go one.

But one thing:

Re-read his suicide note. If you leave out the last two lines (that AREN'T in Kurts handwriting - he was left handed and a writting professional confirmed that the last couple of lines where written by a right handed person) not once is suicide metioned. If the last two lines are omitted, it reads like he was quitting Nirvana (which he was). Other things:

If Kurt was missing for a couple of days, you think one of the first places they would've searched was his house.

The greenhouse (where he was found) was locked from the OUTSIDE

Kurt was found with THREE times the limit of herion in his body (and thats the limit of a Junkie)...and it was proven that there was no way Kurt could injected that amount of herion, loaded his siringe back into his kit (which was found near him) then even LIFT a gun and shoot himself.

The rumor is, that kurt was quitting Nirvana and divorcing Courtney. When they got married, Nirvana wasnt big and Courtney already had money, so she made kurt sign a pre-nuptual. So if Kurt divorved her...she gets nothing.

Kurt did fill out divorce papers...but hadnt signed them

Im not a conspiracy nut...but this is all fact...ther'es a ton of other evidence about it.

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Tue May 3, 2005 7:52 pm

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well, the bottom line is that kurt didnt kill himself, so it wasnt suicide, so yeah.

i reckon kurt shouldve divorced courtney ages ago, she's an idiot.

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Wed May 4, 2005 10:17 am

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agreed.

so heres some more rumours to start the ball rolling

**Jim Morrison was bisexual

**Eric Clapton was one of the apes in "planet of the apes"

**Metallica were once a pop punk band known as "push the little daisies" until James Hetfield joined the band, and showed them all his demonic ways, thus forming Metallica.

**Anastasia is actually a transvestite, and has a team of 7 editors to photoshop her for magazines etc.

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Wed May 4, 2005 11:18 am

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Yeah I reckon its true.
Similar rumour bout John Lennon.
Also there is an account that Rob Halford and Freddie Mercury went on holiday together in Greece in the mid 80s.



Sounds about right.
Has anyone ever looked at a picture from the last planet movie and compared it to Michael Jackson?





her arms are too short and hips too high for her to be a man but I'll happily spread that one.
Other Anastacia 'rumours'
She used to be a wedding singer
she was a dancer on videos for Salt n pepper.
Like German one hit wonder Sarah Conner she was 'discovered' by Michael Jackson.

Rumour. Vanessa from Deep Obsession was a dancer in Suzanne Paul's 'Blue Monkey' video.

Rumour. Frank Gibson Jnr redid the drums on a classic late 90s kiwi rock album. Apparently their drummer (not naming names and shooting myself in the foot) is not very good.

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Wed May 4, 2005 2:51 pm

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i dont think this ones true
considering that the founding members were lars and james
then dave and phil
could you please explain this rumour?

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Wed May 4, 2005 4:21 pm

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thats why its a rumour - because its not true.

Neither are the rest of them ..

or are they ?

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Wed May 4, 2005 5:14 pm

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I know the blue monkey one is true. A mate of mine was pursuing her at the time but she was too engrossed with some soundguy at Hauraki apparently.

I also want to believe the Clapton one. God in a monkey suit, it is a little like creationism meets with Darwinism and results in......
a crappy movie.

I wonder if any of the guest monkeys got to keep their masks or monkey suits?

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Fri May 6, 2005 2:06 pm

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planet of the apes is a good movie

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Fri May 6, 2005 10:13 pm

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any tim burton movie's a good movie


***Jack Black and Dave Grohl are gay partners

but then again, a rumour's a rumour

RE: 10 rock and roll rumours
Posted: Sun May 8, 2005 7:32 pm

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the cynic could deny a few of those rumours
about Anastasia
except he is never allowed to speak her name
after getting arrested
going through her trash
and claiming he was her husband.

Erotomania and stalking are easy charges to beat
if you let a doctor put you on heavy medication.

I gather Carl would have meant
Clapton was in the original Planet of the apes.
I cannot be the only person on this site who remembers
the Charlton Heston version?