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tidsy

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random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:31 am
wot do u call a jap with only one testical? wotwentwong
 

tidsy

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:37 am
why do spics ride lowriders? so they can cruise and pick strawberrys at the same time
 

Tainted

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:21 am
^^^ It's tomatoes not strawberries ;)
 

Sailor

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:21 am
why is sailor buzzing out? cos he is goin to buy a new guitar today and also he's 18 in 15 days Laughing hehe
 

Tainted

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:47 pm
Q: How do you tell if the drum-riser is level?


A: The drummer dribbles out both sides of his mouth
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:25 pm
flannel Laugh
 

tidsy

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:26 am
what do you call a nigger priest? holy shit
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:01 pm
what do you call a nigger in a mail box? black mail Laugh
 

tidsy

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:33 pm
what do u call a piece of sandpaper in afghanistan?
a map
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:21 pm
what do you call a nigger in a coffin?

peanut slab Laugh
 

tidsy

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:04 pm
lol why do nigger bitches never wear panties at picnics?
to keep the flys off the chicken
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:37 pm
Laugh Laugh
thats a funny one.

funny word:

fungus Laugh
 

clownie

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:04 pm
What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:06 pm
moist Laugh
 

clownie

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:45 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road?
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:46 pm
coz i booted it across. Laugh
 

clownie

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:49 pm
I used to have a cockatiel who ate chicken. He'd sit on my shoulder and just steal a nibble of whatever I was eating.
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:50 pm
are you a hill billy?

joking. Laughing

did you train him/her to do that?
 

clownie

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:51 pm
No he did it himself. My mum used to hate it when she saw him eating chicken. He ended up getting eaten by asians himself in the end
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:52 pm
haha asians? Laugh Laugh Laugh

yeah it was like it was eating it own kind, gross!
 

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