RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:50 pm

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I crashed into a fence.
On a bicycle.
See, it had no working brakes, which I was unaware of before I began to bike full speed down a hill.
Halfway down is when I realised I couldn't stop.
I then began kicking and screaming.
And then eventually made the decision to crash into a tennis court fence.
I thought it was a safer option than biking out onto a busy road.
HA!!
I have Never Ever laughed so hard in my Life.
And I hope this story makes you laugh also.
C'mon! I biked into a friggin fence!
Hehehehe

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:45 pm

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funny but tragic (in a way) lol

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:26 pm

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i broke and dislocated my elbow on acid once i remember the doctor looking at me very suspiciously and asking the same questions for very long time before he belived my story and decided to operate

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:06 am

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blarg

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:45 pm

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my friend biked into a parked car... with working bike brakes... and scared his face possibly perminently. i thought that was quite funny

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:01 am

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Heh that is funny! Not that he has scarred his face possibly permanently though... That's not funny at all.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:58 am

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what a dumbass

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:16 pm

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argh!

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:52 pm

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arrghhhh assignments suck! it should be burned and asundered

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:26 pm

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peter, bjorn and john are really neat!

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:18 am

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Pft..

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:21 am

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Greetings people, how are we today??

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:14 am

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you would think so. So, how's 8 foot sativa going?

Pift.

I got some sweet skate footage last night. Felt good.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:15 pm

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scribe can eat shit.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:02 pm

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so don't go back to dunston... just come back to meeeee, just come back to meeee...

what about carl? dont you think he's neat?

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:51 pm

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needo

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:49 pm

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wow this thing is still going, im gonna go with johnsoncrainsbc and agree that this is a tribute, but i must say....this is a pretty pathetic tribute

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:30 pm

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oH jUs SoOoOoOo SeXtAsTiC uRsElF?

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:10 pm

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well that was weird, I wish I hadn't seen that...

SUBWAY RESTAURANTS!

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:08 am

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mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm meatball sub...............honey oat bread thanks.................................chedder cheese.....................some bacon................no veges thanks, yea ill have some salt and pepper with that................ eat here.............. ok here you go, thanks. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

.............*snort* huh,what . o dang i was just dreaming it the whole time!