RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:20 pm

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I a thinkin and a walkin on down the road, i once loved a woman, a child i am told

i gave her my heart but she wanted my soul

don't think twice its alright

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:10 pm

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You know whats cool... iced cheese

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:03 pm

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iced cheese???? o welz =]

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:27 pm

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nah gross, it's hard like when the edges got stiff with age. Like the opposite to a human male in age.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:30 pm

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tuis have balls under their chins which look like testicles.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:24 am

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That's the poin, the harder the better with cheese mmmm...

Frozen vegetables eaten while frozen are nice too...

And malted vinigar rashuns. mmmmmmm to die for

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:33 pm

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do doop de do

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:12 pm

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frozen salami is nice too, I used to steal it out of the freezer at my work and eat it. But if you eat too much of it it makes you cough heaps.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:13 pm

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I can't understand a fucking word Omar says

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:23 am

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who's omar?

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:39 pm

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OMG how long has it been since I posted... A century, maybe two and you haven't even cracked a thousand posts... Face it you're doomed to failure. THATS RIGHT... FAILURE!!!

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:47 am

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the mars volta frontman.

they are a special band. in many ways.



I got drunk off rum and pizza on sunday night, and then power chucked all over my toilet walls and floor. then in my bed and on my carpet.


cleaning+hangovers= bad, bad times

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:29 pm

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What are you talking about...
I remember this first time I saw pineapple in my puke like it were yesterday...
AAAaahhhhh

And then there was the time it stained the carpet pink!!!

Good times...

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:37 pm

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Fuck yea, me and puke go way back.

I remember the time i chucked on the toilet seat at Papa Jacks, that was a good night, from what I remember.

And the time I threw up in my friends car. actually that happened on two different occasions.

And in that motel room, after the after-ball.

And when I had my tonsils out I threw up in a container in bed.

Once when I came back from school camp I threw up on the bonnet of my sisters car, and mum had to hose it down.

Which reminds me of this time my sis was holding an icecream... and... I...


Yea.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:12 pm

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mine had mushrooms from the pizza that I'd eaten, in my drunken state i tried wiping it all off the walls with the pants that I had just taken off. So i stood there in my birthday suit smearing my puke further over the walls. In the morning all the pizza toppings had hardned which meant I had to scrub fuckin hard to get it all off!

good times.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:22 am

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my cars tyre popped on the mototrway yesterday. I am no longer a tyre changing virgin.


I have a crush on a co worker.


I like the smell of petrol.


I bet she's outside in the bath tub, with two other naked guys, or was it three other naked guys?

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:51 pm

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I fucking love that song!!

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:17 pm

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I have a crush on a coworker.. save tis not a crush as ima ask her out next time i see her...

...I think

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:40 am

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yeah thats the way to go Dang.

I have met the most amazing girl ever, we arnt officially "going out" or anything, but its like we are so close that we may as well be...

...Whick brings me to the term "going out" dont you just hate it.... i dont see the relevance of saying it to a girl/guy when you want them to be your girlfriend or boyfriend, i just dont get it.....

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sun Dec 3, 2006 2:22 pm

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i have a crush on a co worker, but i'm not going to do anything about it because i have high nuts