tell a joke champ
Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 7:08 pm

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as it says in subject douchebags...here's one i use to piss myself over

"a guy goes to a "bell ringer" job interview and he gets it, on his first day he rings the bell it swings back, hits him in the face abd kills him...the police ask his co workers who he was and one replies "dunno but his face rings a bell"

"a month later his brother applies for the same job and gets it, on his first day he rings the bell, it swings back and kills him, once again police ask his co workers who he was, one replies "dunno but he's a dead ringer of his brother"

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 1:07 pm

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?






A: Gang rape.

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:32 pm

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I don't get the gang rape one

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:40 pm

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i hate to admit it but umm im with clownie on the gang raoe one

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:41 pm

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is it coz if you have several worms in your apple it's like they're gang raping your apple?

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:47 pm

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Woooooooooooooooah you fella's are a slow bunch!

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:53 pm

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or maybe i'm jus too smart to think of a simple answer

like those scientists who did those tests where they asked simple questions and lil 3 year olds got the answers and the scientists didn't

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:34 pm

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and they eat too many carrots.

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:36 pm

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Please I don't get it!!! Tell me!

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 7:24 pm

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what is red, blue and really hurts if it falls out of a tree and hits you on the head?





A brick wearing blue jeans.

This message was edited by johnsoncraigsbc on Tue May 22, 2007 7:25 pm.

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:59 am

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^^^

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If y'all don't get the apple joke... you won't.

Q: What's the best thing about fucking twenty-two year olds???

A: There's twenty of them!!!

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:48 am

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ohhhhhh dude i got that one, you're a sick man lol

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:42 pm

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half a worm lol

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:43 pm

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Why was the Butcher crying?

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 8:54 pm

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...and while we're waiting...
guy walks into a shop with a steering wheel stuffed down his pants.

Shop guy says "you know you got a steering wheel stuffed down your pants?"

guy replies "I know, its been driving me nuts for days"

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:35 pm

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Haha,, i don't have one, i'm just reading,, lol..

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 2:15 pm

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A guy takes a giraffe into a bar and gets a drink. The giraffe falls over and the guy gets up to leave.
The bartender says to him "Mate, you can't leave that lyin' there"

The guys says "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:13 pm

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didnt i post a jokes page a wile bak, i probably trust dat gt lokd lol

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:51 pm

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hmmm a joke iv got a joke but its to dirty for all of you

RE: tell a joke champ
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:06 pm

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jus say it man, u shuld hav seen da last one i did, there were racist slurs and evrythn goin on there lol