What Would Michael Myers Do? (Warning Deranged Profanity Not For The Faint Hearted)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:38 pm

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What would Michael Myers do?
He'd f[]ck sh1t up is what he'd do.
So the question is what would you do? Cause I'm half a bottle of Jim Beam away from f[]cking sh1t up.

So this is the time where I introduce myself to the world. I am Koffin Rhodes...
With a heart of a beast and a face of a serial killer I've been writing music since my highschool days improving over the years and developing my lyrcis into something meaningful. I want my music to C[]m in listeners faces and leave people feeling dirty and spiritually raped. By no means am I a Satanist nor am I religious, I only worship the one true god and that is myself as is the case of how others should see themselves.
I am 23 years old in human age not to young to be naive and not to old too give a f[]ck.
I've always been interested in starting up a band it's the last thing on my mind when I go to sleep and the first thing when I wake up besides t1tt1es of coarse.
It just hasn't been a good time to do it.
I'm still developing my sound and need to keep working on my vocals, I don't have a problem writing lyrics I have close to 40 complete songs,I even hear the tune in my head when I pick up some lyrics I wrote years ago and the tune is still the same don't know if that means sh1t to anyone don't really care.
Now I'm starting to realize that if I don't at least try that my life has been a waste, after all you only get one then ya rot in a f[]ckin hole, hopefully in a nice comfy coffin.

So music I fornicate to...
Type O Negative, Tool, Marilyn Manson, DevilDriver, Satyricon, Korpiklaani, Immortal, Behemoth, F[]CKIN SLAYER, Megadeth, Rob Zombie, Black Label Society, Lordi, Ozzy Osbourne, Jimi Henedrix, Deathstars, Dope Stars Inc, Arch Enemy, Motorhead, Amon Amarth, Alestorm, Danzig, Spectrum X, Monster Magnet, Soulfly, Sepultura, Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Chrome Division, Dimmu Borgir, Mushroomhead, Lamb Of God, Nine Inch Nails, KMFDM.

These are only off the top of my head I like many others as you can see I like many different subgenres of Metal.
The sound I'm looking for is a bit strange I spose, I don't want to be complex I wanna be catchy. Going mainstream is not a problem because you and me can change what mainstream is. Basically I want bassy drums, simple rhythmic guitar hooks like Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson, Bass guitar that sounds like a dirty porn just like The Dope Show and background keyboards that are experimental and Halloween inspired because everyday is Halloween when you live down by the morgue ;p.
So unless I f[]cked up my counting thats a 5 piece band myself included.
I live in a retirement village that many others call Feilding I am only interested In that region and Palmerston North as I don't drive and refuse to. I have a sh1tty Mic at this stage and later will replace that as well as a purchase of a Boss VE-20 stomp box. F[]ck the auto tune!!!
Doesn't have to be special but I'm keen on jamming so if you have talent and are interested hit me up
Would be keen on these covers....

Motorhead - Killed by death
Billy Idol - White Wedding
Marilyn Manson - Dope Show

Send me an email if ya keen [email protected]
Or add me on F[]ckbook (Facebook) Just look for Koffin Rhodes... f[]ckin simple.

Peace, love and grenades...
Koffin

RE: What Would Michael Myers Do? (Warning Deranged Profanity Not For The Faint Hearted)
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