23 Dec 2024

Hi there boils and ghouls!!!
The name is Koffin Rhodes I'm a singer/song writer that hails from the darkest corners of human minds.
I'm on a mission to find God and get on the turps with him but in the meantime I'm looking for a bunch of rejects, misfits or freaks to form a band for beer money, will accept norms if they can cook.

I like Metal it tastes good
Pirate Metal, Folk Metal, Black Metal (Never white metal), Alternative Metal, Thrash Metal, Death Metal, Doom Metal, Cyber goth Metal, Melodic Metal, Groove Metal, Stoner Metal and last but not least Justin Bieber.

I'm in no way funny and have no sense of humour and am very booooooooorrrrriiiiinnnnggggg I am afraid of 2019 for thats the year of the toaster rebellion and will see humanity switching to crumpets and toast picking up weapons and defending themselves.
Burn the toast now while you still can!!!!
I believe in nothingness and doing great things for charity like a keg provided to every person with the middle name glen.
I've never been proven to be crazy but I've never been in a situation to be diagnosed :) I like to think of myself as socially impaired.

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