RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:16 pm

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when he hasn't got any pants.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:50 pm

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I'm sure he's excited, even when it's winter.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:27 pm

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that will make me even more excited, cos the wind will blow against my.......oh shit forgot this was a public place

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:58 pm

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Legs?

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:59 am

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strangely, and uncommonly hairy inner thighs.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:01 pm

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My bf got me a vibrator for Valentines Day, I've named it Spike.

This message was edited by clownie on Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:02 pm.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:43 pm

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That's weird. Your gross.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:22 am

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F*ck Valentine's day.

I don't need to be reminded to do something nice for the girl I love, I do it when I want, how I want, not because "awwww, but *insert name here* got flowers".

But it IS our anniversary on that day so she DOES get something.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:23 am

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Chick + sex toys =

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:30 pm

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Chick + 'spike'=

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:11 pm

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Spike just sounds tiny.

How about "SOUP CAN"

now that sounds like something with girth!

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:59 pm

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You think a girl owning a vibrator is gross? Why am I not surprised.

There's nothing gross about it, and it's so much fun. I took it to uni with me today.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:02 am

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hot!! tssssssssss

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:44 am

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No it's not really that gross, but it's just that I personally wouldn't be telling the world about it.

P.S. Watch out for the splash back in those uni toilets, they'll make you sterile.

P.P.S. I couldn't agree with you more on your Valentines Day thoughts Nick.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:49 pm

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This forum is not the world, it's about 5 people who post regularly and I'm sure you can handle the truth.

Valentine's Day is a nothing day really, I only made a deal of it this year because I'm in a really awesome relationship and I wanted to celebrate it in a corny way on a corny day. But honest to god there were no strawberries anywhere, and the only good chocolate sauce, Cadbury's chocolate sauce, was all sold out. So I got rockmelon and chocolate almonds instead and we didn't even eat them, I ended up having it for lunch the next day.

We did have sex though, Spike included.



This message was edited by clownie on Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:37 am.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:51 pm

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Enlightning. Fair enough Clownie, fair enough.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:15 pm

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fingers deep within the border line, show me that you love me and that we belong together

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:38 am

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Enough with the emo one-liners

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:16 am

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It's a tool song.

RE: worlds longest thread
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:13 pm

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That doesn't make it cool.